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▲: i'm not gay!

▼: sure your not bro

▲: i'm not!

▼: its okay you know
▼: you can come out of the closet now

▲: everyone seems to think i am!
▲: what? no!

▼: everyone knows your not a homosexual john

▲: there are no closets to be stepping out of.

▼: except me
▼: i see the way you look bro
▼: no excuses
▼: just tell me
▼: im your bro

▲: no, but. dave!

▼: you can trust me

▲: i'm not.
▲: i'm really really not.

▼: sure
▼: and im not cool

▲: no but you are cool!
▲: you are the coolest of cool.

▼: and you are gay
▼: its okay dude

▲: but...
▲: ughhh.

▼: see
▼: just come out bro
▼: its just me
▼: im not gonna go around spillin your shit

▲: but i really don't think...
▲: i just get these weird feelings for uh...
▲: formaybekarkat.

▼: oh
▼: you like karkat

▲: i don't know!

▼: well if you tell me your true feelings
▼: ill tell you something
▼: that no one knows
▼: man its so uncool
▼: trust me

▲: you have a secret?

▼: just one bro

▲: theres nothing about you that could be uncool, dave!
▲: pshh.

▼: you wont say that after i tell you
▼: if i do

▲: ok. well. uh.
▲: i guess. sometimes. i think about guys. in a not-so-straight-friends kind of way.
▲: i don't know if...that means i'm gay or...
▲: i don't know.

▼: yeah man
▼: your either gay
▼: or bisexual bro
▼: ready for mine now

▲: yeah.

▼: this is bad
▼: but uh
▼: i guess im all fucking
▼: pansexual
▼: you know

▲: is that bad?

▼: it just is

▲: doesn't that mean that you would like anyone, regardless of gender?
▲: i don't get why that's...bad...

▼: yeah i like them for them or what the fuck ever
▼: it just is man

▲: wow i never thought that you...
▲: well, anyway!

▼: yeah
▼: exactly

▲: i sitll don't understand why that's bad. i mean it's good. like you'd think about someone's personality first.
▲: what, what's exactly?

▼: nothing
▼: whatever

▲: dave...

▼: what
▼: what is it egderp

▲: you just sound upset! i'm sorry i didn't mean to upset you!

▼: im not
▼: im cool

▲: i don't see why it's bad, but if it makes you upset, i'm sorry...
▲: oh...ok...

▼: its cool john
▼: i dont think about it
▼: your the first person ive ever told

▲: but thats great, though!

▼: how

▲: it makes me happy, that, you know...
▲: i don't know, we both...
▲: hehe.
▲: i always thought, for some reason, because i was scared, i guess...that you'd think differently of me.

▼: wait what
▼: what are you saying man
▼: are you saying that
▼: because your gay or whatever
▼: i would hate you

▲: no!
▲: no i guess i was just scared...that you'd see me differently, i guess.
▲: not that you'd hate me, or anything.

▼: whats that supposed to mean

▲: i don't know...
▲: i was just scared, dave.

▼: well dont

▲: maybe that you'd hate me...

▼: i wouldnt hate you man
▼: your my bro

▲: because i don't know what i'd do without you.
▲: you're my best friend!

▼: well you have karkat
▼: and jade
▼: and rose
▼: you would do fine without me man

▲: what?

▼: nothing

▲: what are you even saying?

▼: nothing john

▲: i don't...i don't care about them the way i care about you.

▼: well im just a bro man
▼: dont you feel pretty fucking fluffy for karkat

▲: but...dave...
▲: what?

▼: okay here
▼: im saying
▼: without me
▼: everything would be normal ya know
▼: you have alot of other people

▲: i don't...i don't like karkat! i guess, he just made me think about it all because he brought some things up.

▼: you would be good
▼: you dont

▲: but i don't want to be "good"

▼: i thought you felt all gay for him

▲: i mean, i thought about it with him. i guess. jeez this is kind of awkward to talk about.
▲: because i hadn't ever really...questioned the way i felt before about, you know, people...
▲: and he was the first person that ever really...said anything about it.

▼: what did he say
▼: oh john
▼: i fucking love you with my faggy self
▼: wanna go out oh bluh bluh shit shit
▼: shit what does karkat say'
▼: its been forever since ive talked to him

▲: he actually said he hated me.
▲: you know, that weird

▼: oh that black romance shit
▼: whatever

▲: yeah...

▼: his lady was hitting on me pretty hard you know

▲: i know.

▼: for a blind chick im pretty suprised
▼: but anyway

▲: i think. that maybe it was easier to think things. about someone i've never actually met. you know?
▲: and that made me realize that, i guess. maybe i'm kinda...kinda maybe not so straight.
▲: well of course she was hitting on you, dave!
▲: you're awesome! and the coolest guy around. cooler than karkat, obviously.

▼: yeah but you know
▼: im not intrested in her
▼: wouldnt work out

▲: why not? you guys seemed pretty...close.

▼: well i mean there were times when i thought of hitting up her offer
▼: but i dont like her
▼: not like that

▲: oh.

▼: so karkat hit on you
▼: and terezi hit on me
▼: and now those two are together

▲: yeah. they are...
▲: heh.

▼: are you digging anyone eles john

▲: what?
▲: no, uh, of course not!

▼: oh okay

▲: that would be...weird.

▼: just wondering
▼: how would it be weird

▲: what? not weird. i didn't mean weird.
▲: that was not really the word i wanted to use there.

▼: are you okay john
▼: you should
▼: oh i dont know
▼: calm the fuck down

▲: i'm not....not calm.
▲: i'm definitely great!
▲: fine. and awesome.
▲: i don't really want to talk about who i like anymore, i think.
▲: do you like anyone, dave?
▲: ...dave?

▼: sorry bro
▼: um
▼: what
▼: im fuckin confused
▼: you dont want to talk about who you like
▼: and obviously your freaking the fuck out

▲: i'm not freaking out.

▼: who is it
▼: yeah you are

▲: i'm not.

▼: john
▼: yes
▼: you are

▲: it just wouldn't work out, okay?

▼: how wouldnt it

▲: so...i don't really want to talk about it.

▼: is it one of those assholes
▼: it is isnt it

▲: dave. i don't want to talk about it.

▼: dont tell me you still feel for karkat
▼: shit that would be messed up
▼: since hes got a girl and all

▲: i just don't want to talk about it, dave!

▼: and why the fuck not

▲: can we just please drop it.

▼: maybe i dont want to drop it

▲: because it makes me sad, ok?
▲: why can't we drop it?

▼: why does it make you sad

▲: i told you. it wouldn't work out. because they don't think about me the same way.

▼: well who is it
▼: you never know man ive talked to some of the trolls
▼: i got them to confess

▲: dave.
▲: can you stop, please?

▼: ugh
▼: fuck
▼: fine whatever
▼: not like i care

▲: what?

▼: nothing man
▼: drop it
▼: remember

▲: ...
▲: f-fine...
▲: if i tell you its one of the trolls will you not be upset and leave it alone?

▼: you have to tell me the truth
▼: im not standing for that bullshit
▼: and then i wont leave it alone

▲: you wont know if anythings the truth, theoretically, right?

▼: shut up
▼: and tell me

▲: im..
▲: im not going to lie.

▼: good

▲: but i'd really rather not tell you.

▼: oh my god
▼: just tell me john

▲: why?
▲: why is this so gog damn important?

▼: because i want to know thats why

▲: it hurts enough, dave!

▼: oh you think that hurts

▲: what?

▼: forget it
▼: just drop it
▼: i give up
▼: dont tell me

▲: o-ok...
▲: what...what would you say if i said it was eridan?

▼: what
▼: the
▼: fuck
▼: i swear
▼: i hope your lieing to me

▲: ok.
▲: what would you say if i said it was equius?

▼: no
▼: i dont believe that
▼: not your type

▲: what...would you say if i said it was sollux?

▼: nope

▲: what if it was tavros?

▼: mmm
▼: nah
▼: not really

▲: ok. what if it was gamzee?

▼: no way

▲: what...if...i said it was karkat?

▼: its karkat isnt it
▼: i should have figured

▲: what if i said itwasyou...

▼: what
▼: stop lying
▼: its karkat isnt it
▼: just tell me
▼: ugh

▲: uh...

▼: uh what

▲: want me to say it's karkat?

▼: no
▼: i really dont
▼: but i want you to tell me the truth
▼: who do you seriously like
▼: not any what ifs damnit
▼: just say it

▲: well, it's one of those...
▲: well, it's definitely not eridan or equius.

▼: my guess is karkat

▲: its not sollux. or tavros.
▲: and it's not gamzee.

▼: its still karkat

▲: and...uh.
▲: it's not karkat.

▼: then who the hell is left

▲: uh...
▲: oh man...

▼: what
▼: me

▲: you're left. y-yeah...
▲: dave?
▲: please...please don't be mad.
▲: oh gog...
▲: i'm really sorry.
▲: i just...

▼: what

▲: i'm so sorry. please don't hate me.

▼: do you have any idea how uncool i just got john'

▲: i'm sorry!
▲: i know...i know we're best bros.

▼: i pretty much sounded like i just flipped shit because i thought you were telling me you liked karkat
▼: i sounded like a bitch back there
▼: but im not angry
▲: it''s okay.

▲: you really can pretend uh. i didn't say anything...

▼: im actualy happy bro

▲: if you want...
▲: what?

▼: i got pissed because i thought you were digging karkat
▼: but no man
▼: im actualy happy

▲: uh...what?

▼: uh that sounded really uncoll
▼: cool
▼: damnit
▼: ugh
▼: but yeah man i like you too
▼: thats why i was getting so bitchy back there

▲: me too?
▲: but...but we're best bros and you always say that and...
▲: and i thought that...

▼: yeah we are best bros dude
▼: doesnt mean i cant like you more than a bro though

▲: you would laugh at me dave i'm being really...really uncool right now!
▲: i'm smiling so much!

▼: when arent you being uncool
▼: heh

▲: hehe.
▲: you'll always be cooler than me!
▲: i'm sorry i uh...worried you. into thinking i liked karkat.
▲: i think it was easier for me to think about liking him because i didn't, actually, to

▼: wait what
▼: you well
▼: yeah
▼: the reason i didnt accept terezis offer is because i liked you and not her
▼: even though i could have just tooken it
▼: i kind of
▼: uh nevermind
▼: but yeah

▲: you kind of what?
▲: i'm glad you didn't accept terezi's offer!

▼: i guess when i saw how you and karkat were always talking and shit
▼: i got kind of jealous or whatever
▼: even though thats uncool
▼: i thought of taking her offer so i could make you or karkat jealous
▼: but that was a stupid idea

▲: oh...
▲: well...i'm glad you didn't!
▲: really...really glad.
homestuck does not belong to me. it belongs to andrew hussie, as do the characters.

just dave and john, derping about feelings as usual. or usual, i guess.

i played john. (really badly, but that's cool!)
dave -- ??
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xstormrisingx Featured By Owner May 7, 2015
I need to stop reading shit that gives me feels omg whyyyyyyyyy
Oh, my god.
In the start I was having the "NOOOOOO"-feels.
Then when Eridan came up I had the "WAIT, WHAT!?"-feels,
And in the end I was fangirling so hard, I can't even...Bunny Emoji-42 (Awww) [V2] 
Pandacorn6 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dem feels... Get out of me damnit! I know it's my otp but stahp with the feels!
gabbygirl1234 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Marachan44 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
This is awesome!!!
MrsTomlinson214 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Writer
When he misspelled uncool I just lost it XD This was the best, you wrote them so in character!
KawaiiSeme Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
most awkward conversation ever!!! This is more like how it would be in real life...
Pluvicorn Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Student General Artist
omg too cute.
I lost it when Dave misspelled uncool.
A crack in the cool shell there brooo? hmmhmhmmmm~
PolLithForever Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
-/////////- I mOtHeRfUcKiNg LoVe It!!!!! <3
Carolars Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist
its the first roleplay I read... I was looking for a fanfic, I REGRET NOTHING IN READ THIS THING
Its awesome !!! I love both of you!!
blue1rose2 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
Awwww so cute!
SugarSprinkledWhale Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012

four words
my feels exploded rainbows.

( this is awesome efawjngeonawr e//u//e )
PointlessMu Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
warriorcatnewprofecy Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
or, I found you.
I think.
I remember being dave in this exact conversation. 0_0
And then my internet started pooping so I had to leave.
0paqued Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
oh man really? haha shit this was shuch a long time ago and i havent played john in months. awesome that you saw this though dude. <3 it was fun.
warriorcatnewprofecy Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
^3^ It was. Do you have a skype?? We could start a new rp :o
0paqued Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
im really good at logging in to deviantart. yeah, my skype is opaquecentrinel if you want to play anytime! :)
warriorcatnewprofecy Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Student Digital Artist
mine is kelsee.griffin
SkookyUmi Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
D'Awwww!! <3
yintsunami Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
H3H3H3! Th4t w4s soooo cut3! <3333333 1 lov3d 1t!
LostWoodsCosplay Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
<3 ThIs ItS So MoThErFuGiN CuTe BrO .. HoNk!! (o: :icondavestriderplz:
Xx-SIN-thetic-Boy-xX Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student General Artist
This is the cutest thing ever!!!!
I love this pairing to holycrapyouhavenoidea
This has made me smile like a madman~ <333
teh-sexx0rz Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bahaha. That was cute. It sounded the way teenagers actually talk about that sort of thing, lol. Good job bro.
EmberSparx Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
this <3
0paqued Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
<3 tyy
Swifttail27 Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
JohnDave and JohnKarkat are my OTPS bro
0paqued Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
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