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▼: uH, hEY,

▲: sup bro
▲: hows it hanging

▼: oH, uH, hI dAVE,
▼: iT'S, pRETTY CHILL OVER HERE, rEALLY,
▼: aLL UP IN THIS, dREAM BUBBLES,
▼: oKAY, aCTUALLY,
▼: iT MAY OR MAY NOT, uH,
▼: bE KIND OF BORING, oVER HERE,

▲: shit man
▲: gotta say im actually kind of envious of you believe it or not
▲: id be so down to get my sleep on right about now

▼: wELL ACTUALLY, i'M NOT REALLY VERY,
▼: aSLEEP,

▲: maybe in a while man i dont think ive got too much time left anyway
▲: ah well man im going to go out on this rather slippery ledge here and assume
▲: that the afterlife has been pretty boring so far

▼: yOU'D BE, uH, rIGHT,

▲: hey cool bro maybe ill see you there
▲: you can get your trolling on in person
▲: and i guess by in person i mean in our dream selves or whatever

▼: oH, yES, tHAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING, i COULD DO,

▲: you just chilling by yourself bro because thats pretty uncool

▼: yES, i AM AND IT IS, pRETTY UNCOOL,

▲: well bro i can guarantee you that ill cool that shit up
▲: itll be like antarctica up in there
▲: you got a hat that fits over your gargantuan horns yet because youre going to need it

▼: i'LL BE SURE TO, gET ONE AND, uH,
▼: kEEP A JACKET ON HAND,

▲: a scarf too man you can never be too careful
▲: wouldnt want your neck getting all cold
▲: you gotta be able to start some sick fires

▼: aND WE'LL NEED THEM WITH, uH, tHE SHEER AMOUNT OF COOL, gOING ON,

▲: so man whats it like

▼: iT'S LIKE BEING HOME AGAIN,
▼: wHICH IS NICE AND, i CAN WALK AGAIN BUT,
▼: i'M ALONE, }:(

▲: cant you waltz on over to another dream bubble bro
▲: since youve got your walk back on

▼: oH, i GUESS SO BUT,
▼: i WOULDN'T WANT TO, uH, bOTHER ANYONE,

▲: shit man how am i supposed to drop some sick beats with you if i have to spend all my time looking for you once i die

▼: oH, uH,
▼: yOU MEAN YOU WOULD REALLY WANT TO, cHILL WITH ME,

▲: sure man
▲: well drop some sick beats
▲: youll get your troll on
▲: ill bring the apple juice man you bring the buckets

▼: wHOA, uH, dAVE,
▼: i DON'T REALLY THINK i'M, rEADY FOR THAT,

▲: nah man look see im trying to be all culturally sensitive and shit like egderp
▲: gotta get those buckets
▲: well use them as decoration
▲: itll be great

▼: tHAT'S DISGUSTING,
▼: wHY WOULD YOU EVEN, uHH, tHINK ABOUT DOING THAT,

▲: itll be sweet
▲: so awesome man
▲: buckets every three feet
▲: careful with your new legs man or youll start tripping all over them
▲: wouldnt want you to end up stuck in a chair again
▲: but hey itd be fine you could just sit in my lap

▼: oH, wOW, uM, dAVE,
▼: dO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT, yOU'RE SAYING,

▲: oh man i dont want to be stepping on anyones feet here or something
▲: was there someone else youve been getting all matrimonial with because dude we could totally invite them too
▲: the more buckets the merrier

▼: dAVE, cOULD YOU MAYBE, uH, tALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE,

▲: nah man i need to know what kind of buckets to bring first
▲: small or big
▲: or like huge basons or something
▲: what about color do you have any sort of color preferences because im pretty partial to orange and red bro

▼: d-dAVE, uHH, cOULD YOU PLEASE STOP,

▲: what about metallic
▲: that way its all smooth if you run your hands over it

▼: tHIS IS MAKING ME, vERY UNCOMFORTABLE,

▲: here i am trying to be all culturally sensitive and shit and you just dont appreciate it man
▲: im just going to go dunk my head in this bucket of water over here and see if it helps me stop being so frustrated

▼: aAH, d-dAVE, i DON'T THINK YOU REALLY REALIZE WHAT, uHH, yOU'RE SAYING,

▲: nah man i got this
▲: how many buckets do you have bro
▲: ive got like fifteen
▲: i dont think thats enough
▲: i gotta have all of the buckets man
▲: all of them

▼: oH, oH WOW, dAVE,

▲: so bro how many do you have
▲: tell me about them

▼: uH, tHAT'S A VERY, pERSONAL QUESTION,

▲: common man arent we friends
▲: ill tell you about mine if you tell me about yours

▼: wELL, uH,
▼: i SORT OF MAYBE, dON'T HAVE ANY,
▼: tINKERBULL SAID i WAS, tOO YOUNG FOR THOSE KIND OF, uH, tHINGS,

▲: oh man thats a pity my bro bought me so many
▲: hes pretty chill

▼: oH, wOW,

▲: yeah man

▼: hE SOUNDS LIKE, hE WOULD BE,

▲: so man you ready to get our bucket on

▼: dAVE, uH,
▼: i'M STILL REALLY NOT SURE IF, i'M READY FOR THIS,

▲: common man
▲: dont pussy out on me now

▼: wELL, i, uH, i GUESS THAT, uH, oKAY,

▲: so youve got the soap bro right

▼: uH, wHAT,

▲: you dont have soap man
▲: shit do i have to do everything around here
▲: common dude soap
▲: well ill see you there bro and well get our clean on
▲: itll be sweet
i'm an awful dave i'm sorry :(
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:iconmoirailedlecher:
moirailedLecher Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
THAT WAS THE BEST DAVE EVER.
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YamiBakura77 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011  Student Writer
Oh gog.
THE BUCKET2
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diablajane Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
Ahaha that was awesome :D
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0paqued Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011
thank you! <3
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muamuamua Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2011
Your Dave seems pretty nice to me!
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